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Grand Theft Manual

It’s close to midnight, something evil is lurking in the dark. Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart. You try to scream, but terror takes the sound before you make it. You start to freeze in horror as someone tries to take your ride! You’re paralyzed. But it’s a manual! Manual drive!

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Deuces

Oh SNAP! Turn left to go right, turn right to go left. Takes some getting used to but you’ll get it.

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Ring King

From the book of the late Stephan.
6:11.13 reads: Thou shalt not apex late, cut-eth too tight, or airborne too high, for these mistakes result in unforgivable loss of time. It matters not how much top speed is achieved, as that which is lost in corners can be not recovered.

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Mr. Cranky

You kids! Always bouncin’ around up there making all that racket! No good for nothing with your ups n downs, ups, n downs. I can’t get one good rotation without yall pulling me ’round doggonnit! Got me so angry I done soiled myself.

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Great Scott!

88 mph? Nah. Flux capacitor? Adds unnecessary weight. Roads? Definitely not needed! #BackToTheFuture

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